“Captain Marvel, a block buster film, is nothing more than a fun romp through LGBT awareness, as Brie Larson’s glowing eyes have been shown to brainwash children into transgender surgery,” says Doctor Preacherman McPreacher, a Phd of psychology at International Roswell University.
This is the story which broke today, as it was discovered Brie Larson has been an agent of the alien controlled Wendy’s Illuminati since birth. Further investigation by NSA Agent Hose Mantinez, shows that Brie Larson has been preparing for this moment her whole life. Quoted below is an exact excerpt from multiple tweets about the LGBT Agenda being pushed upon young minds:
“I want…” “…all…” “Men…” “…become…” “…Women!” “…women…” “Trans…” “…into…” [devil hands emoji] “…men…”
Taken out of context? Maybe, but can we truly risk that chance? Brie Larson is clearly involved with the Wendy’s Illuminati, and as we all know, she is completely alien to the planet Earth (no human is that beautiful).
Born in Roswell, she crash landed to Earth back in 1947. That was the same year which Forbidden Planet did NOT hit movie theaters.
Why would Brie want to mind control all men to trans into women, and all women to trans into men? One can only surmise. Could it be to sterilize the population? Could it be to conquer the world? Or could it be to satisfy her lustful god in one massive orgy? With no one able to tell who is who, and no risk of pregnancy, what limitations would mankind put on that sort of activity?
Or… could it just be… that by transitioning, everyone becomes a fatted pig ripe for the slaughter at Wendy’s Longpork BBQ hut!
TO SERVE MAN!
Either way, it shouldn’t stop you from seeing an awesome movie, I can’t wait for it to come out on video! I hear there’s a director’s cut with Stan Lee’s final appearance as a Swashbuckling Skrull Pimp Lord.