BREAKING: PUPPY PACKS PRESERVED!
This is a followup from previous stories:
VLADAMIR LUGOSI PUTIN THE IMPALER BANS ALL PUPPIES IN THE RED BLOC!
Ireland: Puppy Packs Sent Packing!
Mr. President El Catso Nemec has shared with us a bulletin on the current puppy crisis. Rumors swirled about the final home for the puppies ejected from Russia, then Ireland. Both loners and pack pups were sent packing from two countries more than capable of handling them.
In one followup to the rumors, it was asked if Catso reached out to these canine companies! Here is the response:
Yes, it´s true, they are safe and strong now! #miau pic.twitter.com/JvogsVKsF2— Mr. President El Catso (@CatsoNemec) March 24, 2019
THANK THE PUPPY GODS!
Mr. President El Catso confirmed every single puppy tail and ear made it to the land of Catsylvania on #InternationalPuppyDay! Though perilous, each and every puppy made it to the warm embrace of Catsylvania. It’s also been reported that it is now a true Utopian Country, no “Bad Barks”, no cats being chased up trees, every furried feline welcomes his or her tail wagging and slobbering neighbor.
Now, the only question remains, with actual dogs in the dog houses of Catsylvania, where will “Corky Corin” sleep when he inevitably forgets to read one of Catso’s tweets?!
Only time can tell!
Special thanks to Corin Nemec (@imcorinnemec) and Mr. President El Catso (@CatsoNemec) for their generous participation in the rescue of these pups, in addition to providing visual proof of their safe harbor.