Marvel Comics has taken over WonderCon with T.V. shows Legion, Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D., and Cloak & Dagger , thanks to “Gorilla Tactics” employed by Infamous Publishing Sasquatch Jesus Quesadilla (@JoeQuesada). Reports at the scene claim this behemoth of extraordinary size picked his friend’s nose in front of the committee overseeing booths and rental space at the @WonderCon.
As we all know, you can pick your nose, you can pick your friends, but you cannot pick your friend’s nose.
The resulting multi-dimensional-shattering echo wave caused a furor of horror which swept through the committee like a seasonal dry typhoon, forcing them to bow before his mighty whims.
“Thank the gods he didn’t snap his fingers!” one witnesses was reported to have said.
Now Marvel owns an estimated 30% share of the WonderCon, and is making its way for a true hostile takeover of the festivities.
The question now remains: will the lizard people allow this atrocity to continue? What do the Nuremberg Papers have to say about this crime against humanity?
Only time will tell.